Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Because people always leaf them.
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Can February March?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
How does a squid go into battle?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Which animal is the most religious?