Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Because people always leaf them.
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
