Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Because people always leaf them.
What is the strongest animal?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What type of birds stay together forever?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What is the tallest building in the world?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What birds make average students?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?