Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Because people always leaf them.
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What building always gets stains on it?
It's allergy season again?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What kind of books do boats write?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?