Why did the turtle cross the road?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why are books always so angry?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why are trees always so positive?