What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Batminton!
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
How much money does a skunk have?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What did the confused bee say?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?