What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do you call a small mom?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why was the mime upset?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
How does a barber get to work?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why is money so stubborn?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What do you give a sick pig?