What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Batminton!
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?