What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Batminton!
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What fish only swims at night?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
