What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Slippers.
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What tea do footballers drink?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What fairy loves to count?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?