What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Slippers.
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What table can you never sit at?
What math figure is also in the band?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why is furniture so generous?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?