What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Where does the president keep his razor?