What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Slippers.
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What is an archer's favorite store?
How do you wash a lamb?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
When does a horse talk?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?