A book just fell on my head.
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
I'm not a bad putter.
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
How can you farm during the winter?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why is heaven always so tidy?