Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What's the noisiest food?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Where do milkshakes come from?