Why do diners never serve lobster?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why was the broom late for school?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?