What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Sir Render.
Why do plants hate algebra?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why was the musician arrested?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?