What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Spook when you're spooken to!
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
How are teens like cats?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What is the most faithful insect?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
