How did groundhogs get their name?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
How do you get kids to do something?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?