What day never takes itself seriously?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?