Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
How does a taco bless the table?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why is summer always sad?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What's the friendliest pen?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why did the turkey join the band?