What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Which computer won the talent show?