What makes pirates such good singers?
They can hit the high Cs!
When should you start writing a book?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why do mice need oiling?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?