What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
An ice-cold croak-a-cola.
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why are baseball games at night?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why is a doctor always calm?
