What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
An ice-cold croak-a-cola.
How are mountains able to see?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What did the sick chicken say?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
How does a polar bear build a house?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?