Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What are you studying in math?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?