Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
They might be cheetahs.
What do you do when two snails fight?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What's the most determined bird?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What horn never makes a sound?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What did the airline worker name her child?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What sport can waiters play really well?
