Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
How does dinner smell?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What's the noisiest food?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
How do fleas travel?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What nationality is Santa Claus?