What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What do you call a tired tree?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?