Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What's a henway?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why do two skunks argue?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
How do you arrest a pig?
What animal floats best?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?