What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
What's the most masculine animal?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why are all priests fit?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?