My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What tree has the most bark?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?