Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why is a computer so smart?
How do you make antifreeze?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why don't ants get sick?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?