What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
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Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What do fish use for glasses?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Bears love exotic cars.
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
