Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
He had Gatorade.
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
When does a horse talk?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
How does a penguin build its house?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
The museum curator needed a break.
How does one gelatin greet another?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
