Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
He had Gatorade.
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why is furniture so generous?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
How did the tree get lost?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Surprise!!!!
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?