What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Which plant has the best roar?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What game do bats excel at?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?