Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
To celebrate Lent!
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Which elf is the best singer?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
It's Crowded!
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What shape is bad at driving?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
My friend David had his ID stolen.