Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
To celebrate Lent!
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?