Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What tea do footballers drink?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?