Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
To celebrate Lent!
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What fairy loves to count?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
How do you grill cheese?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why was the bunny upset?
What's the noisiest food?
