Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why do bees gossip?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
I'm not a bad putter.
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?