Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
To celebrate Lent!
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
How do you make antifreeze?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
We had a discussion about roses.
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Families are like fudge.
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?