What do fairies always drink?
Sprite.
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What season begins with a thud?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
How do you compliment a cat?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
