What do fairies always drink?
Sprite.
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Which animal is the most religious?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?