What school subject really rocks?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
When do mice play every day?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?