Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What do you call a dog in space?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why was the math book sad?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What fish sings the best?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Who invented fractions?