What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?