Why did the peach come home from work early?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
How does the sun listen to music?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why was the bunny upset?
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What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?