What did the wolf say to the flea?
Stop bugging me.
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?