What did the wolf say to the flea?
Stop bugging me.
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
How does dinner smell?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
