What do you call a Russian flea?
A Moscow-ito.
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
How was the wedding?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why is money so stubborn?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Where do chips wear socks?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What sport requires no movement at all?