What do you call a Russian flea?
A Moscow-ito.
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Where does breakfast live?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What siblings are always sad?
What says: oom oom oom?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
