What do you call a Russian flea?
A Moscow-ito.
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Which fly makes films?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What is the coolest country?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?