What do you call a Russian flea?
A Moscow-ito.
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why did the barber win the race?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?