What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
A dollar collar.
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What do you call hiking college students?
What is a cow's dream job?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What food is a man's best friend?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What says: oom oom oom?
