What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
A dollar collar.
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
How do locomotives know where to go?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Which insect is the smartest?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?