What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
A dollar collar.
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why did spring break up with winter?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?