What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
A dollar collar.
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
How do bees get to school?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What's the opposite of irony?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?