Which animal is the most religious?
A chip-monk!
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What season begins with a thud?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
