Which animal is the most religious?
A chip-monk!
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?