What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What animal likes to party the most?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?