What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What tea do footballers drink?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What animals love to close envelopes?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Do dads always snore?