How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
How do hurricanes see?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?