Why do trees try new things so often?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
How did the vampire start his letter?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What is the color of the wind?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?