What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Figure skating.
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do horses say to greet each other?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
How are mountains able to see?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
