What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Figure skating.
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What do fairies always drink?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What kind of bird can write?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What's black and white and red all over?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?