What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Figure skating.
What kind of bird can write?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What kind of water does an angel like?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why was the dog overweight?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?