Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?