What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?