Who does everyone's hair in space?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?