What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?