What do you call a rabbit barber?
A hare stylist.
Someone stole all my lamps.
How is cat food sold?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why do cats love to work?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
