What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What's good for both poker and theater?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What's the noisiest food?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?