Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What fairy loves to count?