What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
How does a taco bless the table?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What is the definition of Robin?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?