What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
The chimpion.
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Where does laundry go to college?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
