What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
The chimpion.
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Who is friends with everyone at school?