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Why don't ostriches fly ?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Which insect makes the best father?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Bears love exotic cars.
What's a frog's favorite sport?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?