What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
The chimpion.
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do you call a small mom?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What birds always travel in twos?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What game do cows play at parties?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What do you call a sad latte?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why are goats so funny?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?