How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What animal always goes to heaven?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Which big cat never tells the truth?