What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Udderly lost.
Where do cows go for lunch?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
How long do chickens work?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
How do fireflies start a race?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
