Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What fish only swims at night?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What sport can waiters play really well?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?