What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?