What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What does the sun drink out of?
Where do hamsters come from?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
How do you make antifreeze?