What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do you call a smelly horse?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do sprinters eat before a race?