Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What color are all the books in the library?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
When do astronauts eat?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?