What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Well Dolly, Pardon!
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why did electricity win the race?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What's the most determined bird?