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What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What's the noisiest food?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?