Where does food go to take a nap?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why are grandkids so great?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why are turtles so shy?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What is the coolest country?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?