What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
A badger.
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What's the friendliest pen?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why was the cow afraid?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?