Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What do you call two birds in love?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What game do mice love to play?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What do you call a silly hill?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
