What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
A badger.
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What's a cat's favorite color?
How does a barber get to work?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What did summer say to spring?
How did the tree get lost?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
