What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Which cats love to be petted?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What is a cow's dream job?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why are all priests fit?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?