Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
In the piano!
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What tea do footballers drink?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Where do birds go to drink?
What's black and white and red all over?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
