What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
How are mountains able to see?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why was the mime upset?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?