Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why is summer always sad?
What did one plate say to the other?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?