Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
How did the tree feel in spring?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?