Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What birds make average students?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What's the most masculine animal?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?