What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Where do stars go to college?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What shape has a knighthood?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?