Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What did summer say to spring?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
How does a lion greet other animals?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.