Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Sarah Jessica Parker.
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why did electricity win the race?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?