Did you take the patient's temperature?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why do diners never serve lobster?