Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
How do birds threaten one another?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What animal knows kung fu?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What nationality are most fish?