Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why was the dog so popular?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why do hogs play so much football?
It's allergy season again?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Which state is the cleanest?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why are skeletons so calm?