Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why are grandkids so great?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What day do hands always go to church?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What do math teachers eat?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?