Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What do you call a pig thief?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What bird is always sad?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What type of music do frogs listen to?