Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
Which big cat loves to drive?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why do bees buzz?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?