Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why did the fish blush?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
