Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why is furniture so generous?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What animal loves Indian food?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why is spring the oddest season?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?