What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
One steals watches and one watches steals.
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What do trees keep as a pet?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What do cows always add to their salad?
How does a lion greet other animals?