What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
One steals watches and one watches steals.
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?