What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
One steals watches and one watches steals.
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Which plant has the best roar?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?