What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
One steals watches and one watches steals.
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
How are mountains able to see?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Which president loved to take baths?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?