What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
One steals watches and one watches steals.
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What time of day was Adam created?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What vegetables do librarians like?
How does the sun listen to music?
How do bears keep cool?
