What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
One steals watches and one watches steals.
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What animal has the most fun?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?