What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Where do termites go camping?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What's the slowest 5k?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why was the bee sad?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?