Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Whitney Houston.
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Can February March?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?