Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Whitney Houston.
How do hurricanes see?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What do you call a small mom?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Which animal will never go bald?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?