What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Yorkshire.
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why are maps such great therapists?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
