What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What do trees wear to the lake?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What is the smallest lion?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?