Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Never mind, it's pointless.
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Where do birds go to drink?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Where does water do all its banking?
What vegetables make the best music?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
I'm not a bad putter.
What does a dog say before eating?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What do bees chew?
How does a penguin build its house?
What does Santa order at the bar?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?