Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Never mind, it's pointless.
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why did the foal cough?
Why was the horse so happy?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why do rhinos charge?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?