Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Never mind, it's pointless.
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
How do billboards talk?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why are turtles so shy?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?