Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Never mind, it's pointless.
Why do cows go to New York?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Which celebrity loves to read?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What's the politest month?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why do two skunks argue?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Where do polar bears vote?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?