Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Never mind, it's pointless.
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why do golfers hate cake?