What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What kind of bird can write?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?