What did autumn say to summer?
Make like a tree and leave!
How did groundhogs get their name?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Which celebrity always frowns?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What do jokesters study in college?
