What did autumn say to summer?
Make like a tree and leave!
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Where does money love to go shopping?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why did the frog starve?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?