What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What is a table you can eat?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Where does laundry go to college?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?