What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Domino's®.
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What's the friendliest pen?
Board Game With A Twist
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What bee is good for your health?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
