What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Domino's®.
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
How long will dinner be?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Where does water do all its banking?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?