I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Which former US President was always cold?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
When does a horse talk?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
When do astronauts eat?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why was the fabric always laughing?