Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What tree has the most bark?
What's a henway?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What do bees say in the summer?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Can February March?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why did the frog have a long face?