Why did the duck cross the road?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What do Scottish toads play?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why do mice need oiling?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?