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Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
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Why did the lamb cross the road?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
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Do dads always snore?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?