What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
An alley cat!
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
I'm not a bad putter.
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
How do you get kids to do something?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What is a cow's dream job?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What building always gets stains on it?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
