What did the sun use for its sewing class?
A weather pattern.
Where do books sleep?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What vegetables make the best music?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
