What did the sun use for its sewing class?
A weather pattern.
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why was the bunny upset?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
How did the toad die?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What's a forklift?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?