What did the sun use for its sewing class?
A weather pattern.
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why was the broom late for school?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What shape is bad at driving?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?