What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?