How does a lion greet other animals?
"Pleased to eat you."
Why did the duck cross the road?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Where would you find an elephant?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?