How does a lion greet other animals?
"Pleased to eat you."
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
