Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Families are like fudge.
What do you call the dog magician?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?