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My dad told me a joke about boxing.
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What do you call a peanut in space?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
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What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
The museum curator needed a break.