What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Win-ter.
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
How are mountains able to see?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What do elves learn in school?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What's the holiest insect?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?