What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Win-ter.
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why was the dog overweight?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Which insect is the smartest?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Which animal is the most religious?
How does the sun listen to music?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
