What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Win-ter.
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What event do spiders love to attend?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?