Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Which plant has the best roar?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What do you call two birds in love?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What sport requires no movement at all?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?