What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
How do bears keep cool?
What style of music weighs the most?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What's a henway?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?