What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?