What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
A where wolf.
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why is money so stubborn?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
