Where did the chemist have his lunch?
On a periodic table.
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?