Where did the chemist have his lunch?
On a periodic table.
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Which insect makes the best father?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?