Where did the chemist have his lunch?
On a periodic table.
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why are baseball games at night?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What does a dog say before eating?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Which subject has two parts?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why is a computer so smart?
Where does a camper keep his money?
