What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why are frogs always happy?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
How much does freedom weigh?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
When do cows get tired?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What do cows say on NYE?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?