What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why do diners never serve lobster?