What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why did the echo get detention?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What style of music weighs the most?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Which former US President was always cold?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Why is the beach so confident?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?