Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
He was always beating around the bush.
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What bird is losing its hair?