Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
He was always beating around the bush.
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What makes music in your hair?
Which animals make the best football players?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What did March say to the madness?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?