Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
He was always beating around the bush.
What do you call octopus twins?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What siblings are always sad?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What do you call stolen cheese?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?