Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
He was always beating around the bush.
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why do bees buzz?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What is blue and not heavy?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?