Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
He was always beating around the bush.
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What bird is losing its hair?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why do cows go to New York?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?