Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
He was always beating around the bush.
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why was the bunny upset?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?