Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
He was always beating around the bush.
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why was the musician arrested?
