Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why did the barber win the race?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?