What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A bloodhound.
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What siblings are always sad?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
