Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What's the scariest letter?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What do you call an old snowman?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?