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Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
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What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
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What is the best Christmas present ever?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?