What did the stair machines call each other?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why are stones so good at music?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?