What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?