Why did the lizard go on a diet?
It weighed too much for its scales.
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What are you studying in math?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why was the dog overweight?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?