What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Where do actors go to pray?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What is the color of the wind?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why did the barber win the race?