Why did the lizard go on a diet?
It weighed too much for its scales.
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What do cats wear to work?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?